Summer is sneaking into my room and tickling my feet.

I’m feeling all giddy and giggly about it.

I want to increase the amount of laughter in the world, and in my life. 

In that spirit, I’ve written something humorous (I hope.)

If you are easily offended, PLEASE do not take the quiz below. It pokes a bit of fun at some of the people I encounter on a daily basis (and at myself, of course).

If not, please enjoy the following lighthearted spoof.

With a belly-shaking chuckle,

P.S. Special thanks to my dear friend and rockin’ Transformational Coach Mary Shackelford. This idea was born during a hysterical conversation we recently had. Enjoy.

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Are you spiritual enough?

• Are you wearing more than one set of mala beads?

• When things go wrong, do you first check if mercury is in retrograde?

• Are your friends shocked when you’re not wearing yoga pants?

• Do you “send love and light” to everyone who pisses you off?

• Is chakra misalignment easily recognizable?

• Do you say namaste more than once a day?

• Is your guru no longer in his/her body?

• Have you spent more on crystals than on shoes in the past six months?

• Is your ringtone a Hindu chant?

• Have you been to a drum circle, kirtan, or trance dance in the past month?

If you answered ‘No’ to more than one question, you, in fact are NOT spiritual enough.

It saddens me to hear that, but I know all is at is supposed to be. I’ll pray for you, nonetheless.